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Todays Classic Ad
From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, April 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.
On this day...
You've laughed
At our signs
For many a mile
Be a sport
Give us a trial
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, April 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.
On this day...
If harmony
Is what
You crave
Then get
A tuba
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, April 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.
On this day...
Men
Who've tested
Every brand
Are just the ones
Who now demand
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, April 04, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.
On this day...
It's in
The bag
Of every man
Who travels
Lightly as he can
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, April 05, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.
On this day...
No pulling
At the whisker base
A soothing film
Protects
Your face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, April 06, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.
On this day...
From Saskatoon
To Alabam'
You hear men praise
The shave
What am
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, April 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.
On this day...
Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, April 08, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.
On this day...
A silky cheek
Shaved smooth
And clean
Is not obtained
With a mowing machine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, April 09, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.
On this day...
Cheek to cheek
They meant to be
The lights went out
And so did he
He needed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, April 10, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.
On this day...
Henry the Eighth
Prince of friskers
Lost five wives
But kept
His whiskers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, April 11, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.
On this day...
Don't take
A curve
At 60 per
We hate to lose
A customer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, April 12, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.
On this day...
Say, big boy
To go
Thru life
How'd you like
A whiskered wife?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, April 13, 2026 09:48:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.
On this day...
Are you
An even-tempered guy?
Mad all
The time?
Better try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, April 14, 2026 20:49:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.
On this day...
The cream
One hears
The most of now
Comes from a jar
Not from a cow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, April 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.
On this day...
'Mid rising
Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, April 16, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.
On this day...
The time
To start
A real dispute
Is when you're
Offered a substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)