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Bozz on Friday, April 24, 2026 22:09:07
The Great New Jersey Debate: Pork Roll vs. Taylor Ham
Let’s be real: only North Jersey clings to "Taylor Ham." Historically speaking, Taylor was legally forced to scrub the word "Ham" from their packaging in the early 1900s because the product didn't actually meet the legal definition of ham.
Despite the facts, trying to talk sense into Team Taylor Ham is an uphill battle. They always lean on the "generic trademark" defense, throwing out arguments like:
"You call a tissue a Kleenex, right?"
"Everyone calls a bandage a Band-Aid, even if it's a different brand."
The Ultimate Counter-Argument
When that "crap" comes up, I hit them with the Pringles defense. Just like Taylor Ham, Pringles had to drop their original name because they didn't meet the legal definition of a "potato chip" (thanks to a lawsuit from Lay’s).
Did you know? Pringles were originally marketed as "Pringles Newfangled Potato Chips." Today, they are legally "potato crisps."
So, if you aren't calling your Pringles "Newfangled Potato Chips," you can officially shut it, Team Taylor Ham! It’s Pork Roll. Case closed.