TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

On this day...
You've laughed
At our signs
For many a mile
Be a sport
Give us a trial
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

On this day...
If harmony
Is what
You crave
Then get
A tuba
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

On this day...
Men
Who've tested
Every brand
Are just the ones
Who now demand
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

On this day...
It's in
The bag
Of every man
Who travels
Lightly as he can
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

On this day...
No pulling
At the whisker base
A soothing film
Protects
Your face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

On this day...
From Saskatoon
To Alabam'
You hear men praise
The shave
What am
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

On this day...
Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

On this day...
A silky cheek
Shaved smooth
And clean
Is not obtained
With a mowing machine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

On this day...
Cheek to cheek
They meant to be
The lights went out
And so did he
He needed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

On this day...
Henry the Eighth
Prince of friskers
Lost five wives
But kept
His whiskers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

On this day...
Don't take
A curve
At 60 per
We hate to lose
A customer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

On this day...
Say, big boy
To go
Thru life
How'd you like
A whiskered wife?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

On this day...
Are you
An even-tempered guy?
Mad all
The time?
Better try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

On this day...
The cream
One hears
The most of now
Comes from a jar
Not from a cow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

On this day...
'Mid rising
Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

On this day...
The time
To start
A real dispute
Is when you're
Offered a substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday April 18, 2026.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

On this day...
Be a modern
Paul Revere
Spread the news
From ear
To ear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday April 19, 2026.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

On this day...
No lady likes
To dance
Or dine
Accompanied by
A porcupine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday April 20, 2026.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

On this day...
In every
Half a pound
My boy
You get a ton
Of Shaving joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday April 21, 2026.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

On this day...
Hardly a driver
Is now alive
Who passed
On hills
At 75
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday April 22, 2026.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

On this day...
A whiskered gent
At a bazaar
Paid for
A kiss
But got a jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday April 23, 2026.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

On this day...
Drive like
A railroad engineer
Take it easy
When the road's
Not clear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday May 9, 2026.
This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes and
Imitations
Send 'em to
Your wife's
Relations
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday May 10, 2026.
This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

On this day...
He married Grace
With scratchy face
He only
Got one day
Of Grace!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday May 11, 2026.
This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

On this day...
Buy a jar
Take it from me
There's so
Much in it
The last half's free
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday May 12, 2026.
This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

On this day...
He's the boy
The gals forgot
His line
Was smooth
His chin was not
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday May 13, 2026.
This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

On this day...
Put your brush
Back on the shelf
The darn thing
Needs a
Shave itself
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday May 14, 2026.
This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

On this day...
It's best for
One who hits
The bottle
To let another
Use the throttle
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday May 15, 2026.
This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

On this day...
Don't pass cars
On curve or hill
If the cops
Don't get you
Morticians will
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday May 17, 2026.
This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

On this day...
Give hand signals
To those behind
They don't know
What's in
Your mind
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday May 18, 2026.
This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

On this day...
Prickly pears
Are picked
For pickles
No peach picks
A face that prickles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday May 19, 2026.
This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

On this day...
Guys whose eyes
Are in
Their backs
Get halos crossing
Railroad tracks
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday May 20, 2026.
This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

On this day...
Just spread
Then pat
Now shave
That's
That
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday May 21, 2026.
This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

On this day...
Here's
A good deed
For a scout
Tell your dad
All about
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday May 22, 2026.
This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

On this day...
They missed
The turn
Car was whizz'n
Fault was her'n
Funeral his'n
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday May 23, 2026.
This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

On this day...
Tell
The dear
Who shops around
That half a buck
Buys half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.37-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)